Heacanons
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To the Seven: What would you name you children?
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LEO: MCSHIZZLE!!!!!!!!!!
Calypso: We are NOT naming our baby McShizzle!
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LEO: Whoa, whoa, whoa, who says WE’RE having a baby?
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Calypso: ME, you idiot!!!!! (Facepalm)
Piper: Okay… I would name a girl,Thalia and a boy, Jason.
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Jason: That’s sweet and all, but could we name our children, Sky and Wind.
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Piper: (Facepalm.)
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Frank: I would have two girls named Marie and Emily.
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Hazel: Frank, you can’t choose what gender of baby you have.
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Frank: I thought you could!
Hazel: (Facepalm)
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Annabeth: Sooo, what about us?
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Percy: Blue and Sea.
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Annabeth: That’s semi normal. What about Blue and Percy Jr.
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Percy: Okay.
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Piper, Hazel, and Calypso: Why do you get the normal one?
The seven watching a sad movie
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Piper: Jason? Are you crying?
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Jason: No! I’m just a little misty eyed...
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Annabeth: Percy? Are you crying?
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Percy: No! I just got something in my eye...
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Calypso: Leo? Are you crying?
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Leo: No! I just yawned….
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Annabeth: Hey Hazel? Where’s Frank?
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Hazel: He ran out a few minutes ago
because he didn’t want me to see him cry
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Leo: (crying into Calypso’s shoulder) It’s just so sad!!
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Percy: I know man! I mean he tried to wake him up!
Jason: HE TRIED TO WAKE HIM UP!!
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Annabeth: Oh my gods! It’s just the Lion King!
Percy Getting Braces
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Percy: Ugh! I can’t have blue saltwater taffy, because of these stupid braces!!
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Annabeth: How about I eat it for you? (Picks up some) MMMMMM! This is SO GOOD! It is the best thing that I have ever eaten!
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Percy: I can’t stand it! (Picks up some and eats it) Uh oh. (His braces break)
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Annabeth: Good luck with the orthodontist!
(Later at the orthodontist…)
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Orthodontist: How exactly did you break your braces?
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Percy: I was eating taffy…
Orthodontist: I see.. You were eating taffy, KNOWING you weren’t supposed to?
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Percy: My girlfriend provoked me!
Orthodontist: Your girlfriend seems like a very nice girl. I don’t think she would do that. Listen, from now on, NO taffy!!!
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Percy: Fine.
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(Later at the grocery store…)
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Percy: So we’re done?
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Annabeth: We just need one more thing… (Goes to candy aisle and comes back with a cartful of blue saltwater taffy)
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Percy: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU ARE EVIL ANNABETH CHASE!!!!!
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Annabeth: Mwwaaaahahahaahahahah!!!!!!
